Man Bites Blog Party @ Dalston Visions Video Bar

A golden rule of blogging, is never draw any attention to lack of posts. Well Fuck that cos I've been busy taking Man Bites Blog into the real world. What manifested was the afore-posted party. Whitney Et Schumacher, Neon Skullz, and DJ Dials. It was big - not in terms of numbers - Where were you when I needed ya, huh?

But in terms of music and misadventure. Whitney Et Schumacher stole the show, whatever that actually means. First by almost killing someone in their dash to make it to the stage on time. Car. Bike. Windscreen. Thwack. Spanish cyclist jackknifed to the ground. Whitney unscathed but shaken. Cyclist dazed, confused but easily bribed. Luckily all parties concerned were left unharmed. The only tragedy is that no photos have emerged. Thats A recccuring theme actually - I need more!!!

Music wise things were far less dramatic, I mean all went smooth. Bad turn of phrase. It was the motherflippin' Jam! Believe me I was there. Whiteny Et Schumacher killed it, weird mutated hip hop. I've cristened it ASBO Pop. Expect a pending mixtape in the not so distant.

Neon Skullz laptop skullbuggery was a joy to behold. Someone was heard saying that ''He plays every type of music I've ever heard'' well if you've grown up on a diet of Garage, Dubstep and Grime. In other words Crawley you can't argue with that.

DJ Dials on the ones and two's. Does that even mean turntables? Anyways DJ Dials was joined by Lazer Sword. Together they rocked the joint with their take on all things hip hop. Also of the mutated bit-crushed-to-fuck variety.

A Big thank you to all those that came, and all those that took part. If anybody has anymore photos please post them.

My DJ set might have not been Ethnographic Jam but my outfit sure was!

Man Bites Blog Presents:

Thursday 19th at Dalston Vision Video Bar in London. Man Bites Blog has ripened to the age of one and to celebrate, I'm throwing a party. Turbo Crunk and Boom Blap courtesy of DJ Dials - Whitney et Schumacher debut their ASBO pop - and Neon Skullz will kill, then, resurrect you with his trademark voodoo bass and laptop skull-buggery! If that weren't enough we've got a secret guest lined up so special-so special- so special (no not Movado) but their promoters will hunt me down if I tell you who they are. So just trust me its a fucking coup, fans of the blog/podcast will know this is going to the f*cking jam. Come down, if not to support the blog and the music, then in aid of Hackney Music Development Trust. All profits will go their way. In any case the nights going to be off the hook. So if your in the East London area, Dalston to be precise on the 19th Feb, it will be messy.

Dalston Visions Video Bar on 19th Feb will sound like this...

Publish Post

Flying Lotus - Tea Leaf Dancers Low Limit Remix.mp3
is that giving too much away?? ;-)

Neon Skullz - Four Weeks To Wife Her Mixtape

Pull Up Pull up! Le Couteau Jaune's very own Neon Skullz and friend of this blog returns with another fine helping of crunked out garage, thuggin basslines, and party tunes a-plenty. He's been corrupting dancefloors in London of late, and this is exactly the kind of Hi NRG rave music that gets him into trouble at Calling All Tribes and Nuke Them All. Tis a big sweaty mix indeed. ZShare it here Biatches!

Agaskodo Teliverek - Record Launch Party Sep 18th

If you are in London this month you should come to the record launch party for Agaskodo's second album Psycho Goulash at CATCH on Thursday September the 18th. Entry is free, yes free! So arrive early for stinky Hungarian sausage. Should be one great big fun fest. Neon Skullz and Le Couteau Jaune are also on the bill.

Agaskodo Teliverek - Blood Club

Dir. Barry Gene Murphy

Air Band @ B.G.W.C

We gatecrashed the UK's first Air Band night - it was pretty messy - The following pictures are not for the faint hearted. Basically we could'nt be bothered to pay £8 to get in to the BGWC. Presented with a loophole that bands got in for free, we formed one on the spot. 

Thats Neon Skullz 1/4 of The Juxterposers. We came up with that name in the queue :-)

The set up was simple, perform a routine to a track, mimicking the musical instruments. Air guitar basically, but the canvas was bigger. Obviously we had no routine - so after a few zambucas we figured we'd just make it up on the spot. 

 

Eating nectarines and draping myself in toilet paper seemed like the right thing to do. 

One for the Lady's. Again, it seemed like the right thing to do.

Launching lazers into an unsuspecting crowd is a great party trick.

Thats why they call him Neon Skullz. And thats Ben in the background he was a drum.

I have a BA Hons degree in making shapes.

Nearly forgot to mention, the track we chose to do our dance to was the second one off the Venetian Snares album with the Hungarian name. A frenetic slice of schizofrenic drum and bass. 

And yes we are available for weddings and bar mitzvas!

Neon Skullz Mix on Man Bites Blog

Ditto previous post.. Neon Skullz why aren't you famous yet? You fucking should be! This mix was mangled up specially for Man Bite Blog, and for that I am eternally thankful. You you may recall EP:04 which featured the great man himself. This time Neon Skullz showcases his mixing talents as he splices together Grime, Baillefunk, and Crunk with a capital G B and C. The result: electronic evilness of the highest order! Click here to download.

EPISODE 04: MBBP feat. Neon Skullz

I have been rather productive of late. Ep: 04 is rolling out hot on the heels of my recent trip to Liverpool. Compiled with the help of my dear friend Shaun aka Neon Skullz, this show is another breakneck bootleg of beats and bastard-pop. Listen out for Voodoo Rave, ATL Crunk, and Baille Funk. As they say up North.. it’s Boss La’!

Download MBBP EP:04


Also here is a link to the mixtape sampler mentioned in Ep: 04. A nice taster of Diplo and DJ Benzi's collabartion with Paper Route Gangstaz.

Download Sampler Here